Chapter 1033 — Being Feng Xiaoxiao's Best Friend

Ergoudan found a sheet of paper, copied it down, and tucked it into his pocket.

By the time Wei Zhao finished his call with Ergoudan, he was home. The young miss and Xiaoshu were still sitting on the sofa watching television.

"Brother Arrow, I did well today, didn't I?" Seeing Wei Zhao come in, Shen Yushu came scurrying over to claim credit. "Feng Xiaoxiao and I are good friends now!"

"Mm... but you still have to keep at it. Try to take it a step further!" Wei Zhao said with a nod.

"A step further?" Shen Yushu asked.

"Exactly. Best if you find a way to become her best friend, the way you and Yaoyao are." Wei Zhao said.

"Best friend? That's probably impossible. She's my love rival!" Shen Yushu scratched at her scalp, looking a little put out.

Wei Zhao said nothing. He simply took out his phone, opened the photo album, and showed Shen Yushu the picture he had taken of Feng Xiaoxiao's wishes. "Feng Xiaoxiao has several wishes, and her life clearly doesn't have much left. So I want to help her fulfill them, one by one..."

"Oh?" Shen Yushu was startled. She took the phone, and seeing the text in the image, read it aloud. "How I wish I had a best friend, someone I could pour out my inner loneliness to, someone to share joys and sorrows with in the same bed... But I'm destined never to have a true friend. I don't want my good friend to suffer because of my death..."

Gu Mengyao, curious as well, came over and looked at the image on Wei Zhao's phone. She frowned and asked, "Wei Zhao, where did you see this?"

"On Xiaoxiao's phone." Wei Zhao did not hide it. "There's a file on it called 'My Wishes.' I opened it on a whim, and I never expected..."

"I see..." Gu Mengyao nodded. Feng Xiaoxiao's wish stirred her in spite of herself. Having a best friend was, originally, such an ordinary thing, yet in Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes it had become a luxury!

Feng Xiaoxiao's reason especially left Gu Mengyao feeling a bitter ache! To keep her good friend from grieving — what a noble spirit that was!

"Xiaoshu, we are going to be Feng Xiaoxiao's best friends!" Gu Mengyao raised her fist, brooking no argument, and said, word by word.

"Oh... all right." Seeing that even Gu Mengyao had agreed, Shen Yushu had no choice but to nod.

To be honest, most of what she had done today was merely humoring Feng Xiaoxiao. But being a best friend was not as simple as humoring someone; without a true meeting of hearts, it could hardly be called best-friendship at all. Still, when she thought about how Feng Xiaoxiao only wanted to be Wei Zhao's little wife — no threat whatsoever to her own status as little wife — and that she would soon die anyway, Shen Yushu felt it hardly mattered.

The two reached a consensus, and the matter was settled for the time being. But Shen Yushu suddenly noticed that the picture on the phone was not the last one, so she kept swiping onward...

Wei Zhao hurriedly tried to stop her, but it was already too late. Shen Yushu's hands were quick, and she had begun flipping through! If Wei Zhao snatched the phone back now, it would only prove that something was wrong!

Wei Zhao could not help but regret having photographed that "threesome" wish!

Shen Yushu and Gu Mengyao read Feng Xiaoxiao's other wishes together. They were not especially interested in things like racing or watching the sunrise — even if those came true, it had nothing to do with them. But when they saw Feng Xiaoxiao's threesome wish, their eyes went wide and their jaws dropped in shock!

"I've decided to hand this arduous task to my boyfriend — let my boyfriend push her down, and then we'll have a threesome together... hahaha... Xiaoxiao, you're a top-tier genius! Though it seems like a daydream?"

Shen Yushu and Gu Mengyao stared at the content on the phone and could not help exchanging glances!

After a long while, Shen Yushu finally exclaimed, "Holy crap, this Feng Xiaoxiao is fiercer than me? She actually wants to have a threesome with a big star? And all I ever wanted was to do it with Sister Yaoyao..."

"Xiaoshu, what kind of nonsense are you spouting?" Gu Mengyao glared at Shen Yushu, suddenly feeling a pang of regret...

One Xiaoshu was already enough to give her a headache, and she had just agreed to be Feng Xiaoxiao's best friend? Feng Xiaoxiao was a character much like Xiaoshu. If she became her best friend too, wouldn't she go out of her mind from morning to night?

Once these two got together, wouldn't their already outrageous ideas grow even more outrageous? Feng Xiaoxiao wanted a threesome — get her and Shen Yushu talking, and a foursome or a fivesome would surely come out of it!

"Hehe, but this wish is a good one. Xu Shilan is my and Sister Yaoyao's idol too. Brother Arrow, you'd better work hard!" Shen Yushu waved the phone at Wei Zhao. "I don't mind a threesome with a big star... mm... a foursome, and with Sister Yaoyao it's a fivesome..."

"..." Wei Zhao covered his forehead, speechless... His heart was about to explode. Stimulating as it sounded, somehow Wei Zhao found the whole thing a bit absurd...

Gu Mengyao also slapped her smooth forehead, nearly fainting dead away. What she had just been thinking, Shen Yushu had spoken aloud. Shocked as she was, she was equally helpless... What were they going to do from now on?

"I'm going to check on Uncle Qing..." Wei Zhao took the phone back from Shen Yushu's hand and turned toward Uncle Qing's room.

"I'm going to wash up and sleep..." Gu Mengyao also beat a retreat.

"Me too!" Shen Yushu, however, followed Gu Mengyao with tireless delight, like a tagalong.

Wei Zhao walked to Uncle Qing's room. The door was unlocked, so he pushed it open and went straight in.

Uncle Qing was sitting on the bed cultivating. Sensing Wei Zhao enter, he slowly opened his eyes and said, "Xiaoyi, you're back?"

Clearly, he had not heard Wei Zhao's conversation with Gu Mengyao in the living room earlier; he could only sense movement within a certain range.

"Mm, how are things, Uncle Qing?" Wei Zhao nodded and asked.

"I've started cultivating the family's internal arts again. Peak of the late Yellow Rank — it's a fine starting springboard, and I'm already quite content!" When Uncle Qing said this, he meant it from the bottom of his heart; there was not the slightest reluctance in it.

"Uncle Qing, I want to try again!" Wei Zhao said, somewhat unwilling to give up.

What he could not understand was this: since Uncle Qing could absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth through cultivation, why could he not absorb the omnipotent energy of the jade pendant's space that had been converted through Wei Zhao's body?

"Heh, very well!" Uncle Qing nodded, and did not refuse. His life had been given to him by Wei Zhao; whatever Wei Zhao said, he would naturally cooperate with.

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