Chapter 813 — Sneak Attack on Wei Zhao

"What is wrong with that? We can do it on the sly and pretend it was not on purpose," Shen Yushu said with a mischievous grin.

"But..." Gu Mengyao knitted her brows. "He is weeding. How can we play tricks on him like that?"

"It will be fine. It is so hot now, it will just cool him off. Look, the water on us has almost dried already," Shen Yushu said, shaking her tracksuit. Luckily they were both wearing tracksuits. At home they normally would not bother with them, and if they had only worn thin little tops, they would surely have been exposed.

"That still does not seem quite right," Gu Mengyao said. She was not as wild as Shen Yushu.

"Oh come on, Sister Yaoyao, think about it. Back in the hospital you already sprayed Brother Arrow all over his head and face, so this time is nothing by comparison," Shen Yushu egged Gu Mengyao on.

"What nonsense are you talking about?!" At the mention of that embarrassing incident, Gu Mengyao flushed with shame and glared at Shen Yushu as if someone had stepped on her tail. "You are never to mention that again!"

"Oh, Sister Yaoyao, do not be shy. I heard lots of boys like that. I think it is called something like squirting, and maybe Brother Arrow likes it too!" Shen Yushu said. "We sisters need something special if we are going to join forces to beat Tang Yun!"

"If you keep talking such filthy nonsense, I will ignore you!" Gu Mengyao reached out to pinch Shen Yushu's cheek. "Xiao Shu, you have turned dirty lately. You were never like this before?"

"Oh, maybe I am about to hit puberty..." Shen Yushu said indifferently.

"Puberty? Xiao Shu, I hate to break it to you, but you are already eighteen," Gu Mengyao said, looking at Shen Yushu and shaking her head. "Your chest has already stopped growing, which means your puberty is already over."

"Who says so? Impossible! Just yesterday I felt they got a little bigger!" Shen Yushu thrust out her chest defiantly, nearly bursting out of her tracksuit.

A pang of envy shot through Gu Mengyao. Why was Xiao Shu's chest so big? If she gave her a little of it, would she not be perfect? So Gu Mengyao said jealously, "That is just because you have been eating too much lately and got fat."

"Oh, all right, my chest got fat again," Shen Yushu nodded.

"..." Gu Mengyao gritted her teeth in exasperation. Was there any difference between a chest getting fat and getting bigger? "We have gone off topic. Anyway, I do not want to spray Wei Zhao."

"Oh, Sister Yaoyao, if you will not come, I will do it myself, but you have to keep it a secret for me," Shen Yushu said.

"Fine..." Gu Mengyao nodded. On the principle of not taking part, she would just watch Shen Yushu make mischief.

Wei Zhao was weeding to one side. Though the mower was loud, he heard every word of Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu's conversation. He thought both girls were quite adorable, and if he could stay by their side every day from now on, life would never lack for fun.

At first Wei Zhao had paid no attention to Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu playing with water guns over there, but he never expected that wicked little Shu would shift her target onto him! Torn between laughter and tears, Wei Zhao could only pretend he had heard nothing and keep on weeding.

Shen Yushu and Gu Mengyao kept scrubbing the wall over there, but Shen Yushu was already looking for a chance to shoot Wei Zhao with her water gun.

"Sister Yaoyao, look how dirty that part of the wall is. This water gun does not seem to have enough pressure, it cannot seem to reach up there?" As she spoke, Shen Yushu lifted her water gun high, as if she were trying hard to make it shoot higher and farther.

In an instant a jet of water swung over toward the lawn where Wei Zhao was.

But just as the stream was about to splash onto Wei Zhao, he shifted slightly aside as if he had just finished mowing that patch, and the whole jet landed on the lawn, leaving not a drop on him.

"Huh?" Shen Yushu had not expected Wei Zhao to be so lucky as to dodge at the very instant the water was about to hit him! She had been secretly watching him all along and had found that he weeded in a pattern. After changing positions, he would stay in one spot weeding for a while, an interval of about five minutes.

But who would have thought that this time Wei Zhao had shortened his weeding time to only three minutes!

"What is wrong?" Wei Zhao turned to look at Shen Yushu and Gu Mengyao with a baffled face. "What are you doing?"

"Nothing. Xiao Shu was trying to rinse a higher part of the wall and did not control the force," Gu Mengyao explained nervously when she heard Wei Zhao ask.

"Oh," Wei Zhao nodded and said nothing more, turning back to continue weeding.

Gu Mengyao shot Shen Yushu a glare, thinking, the trouble you caused, and I have to explain it away for you?

Shen Yushu stuck out her tongue. "I did not aim right that time. Next time I will not miss..."

Gu Mengyao said nothing and went on scrubbing the wall.

And Shen Yushu kept scrubbing while observing Wei Zhao out of the corner of her eye.

This time Shen Yushu gave Wei Zhao no advance "warning." She did not say anything like she had last time about that part of the wall being dirty to explain her actions, but suddenly swung her water gun around and sprayed it straight at Wei Zhao.

But by sheer coincidence Wei Zhao suddenly crouched down, as if to check how evenly the lawn beneath him had been trimmed, and neatly dodged Shen Yushu's strafing water.

The stream from the water gun swept right over Wei Zhao's head, with only a few drops landing on his back, having almost no effect at all.

"Huh?!" Shen Yushu was stunned. How was that possible? Brother Arrow dodged it again? But how could it be such a coincidence? "Brother Arrow is so lucky!"

Gu Mengyao frowned, as if sensing something. Perhaps Wei Zhao was doing it on purpose. Thinking of his skills, dodging a jet of water like that would be more than easy for him, so she said, "All right, Xiao Shu, stop fooling around."

"Oh..." Shen Yushu was a little unconvinced, but with Gu Mengyao saying so, she had no choice but to nod.

After a while, Shen Yushu grew unwilling to give up again. She did not believe it could be coincidence every time that Wei Zhao dodged her water gun, so she went on secretly watching him. Before long she finally found a fresh chance. She saw Wei Zhao turn around and start weeding another patch of the lawn.

Shen Yushu felt her chance had come this time. Surely Wei Zhao did not have eyes in the back of his head?

She gritted her teeth and suddenly tilted her water gun again, strafing it straight at Wei Zhao. And this time, to keep him from accidentally dodging again, Shen Yushu swept it up and down, left and right in a full-coverage spray. She refused to believe such a wide dousing could still miss Wei Zhao!

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